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Tim Boy Billy Bob Brews
Dad's Batch #1
Welcome to the Beer Review you've been waiting for. We would like to begin by saying assuredly to our audience that we are trained, professional, certified, beer meisters and rock musicians from the same band, which makes us ordained ministers of beer knowledge here on earth.
For the first review of the nectar of the Gods, we (Clint, Jesse, Dan) present to you the limited edition Dad's Batch #1. A little history behind this brew; this is a 2011 brown ale recipe brewed by Dan's Daddeo. This is Daddeo's first batch of brew. It's extremely limited because Daddeo only made five gallons. So let us consume and review.
Pssktt. Drink... This is truly a brown ale worthy of a kings goblet after the slaying of a giant dragon troll. Powerfully smooth, this brew immediately gives your tongue the business. The three of us simultaneously look at the label-less bottle, with great approval, pondering the profound lashing of the tastebuds.
Jesse--This brew has a robust, mild, nutty flavor that finishes with the best of the beer finish flavors. Absolutely stellar after flavors. It yearns for the companionship of a porterhouse steak or pancakes. This is the best brew of Dad's I've consumed thus far.
Clint--The beer Gods have smiled down upon mortal man. Oh beer, how great thou art. It is rare that man has the privilege of wafting a beer of this caliber. This is the first brew I've given a twelve point waft rating to. I agree with Jesse. The brew finish starts, and finishes very well.
Dan--The wonderful complexities of this brew are simply heaven to my palette. Initially, I taste a crisp but light hopness followed by a warm, nutty flavor. It packs a cutting but pleasing taste long after consumption. If I were to eat a handfull of shit, this brew would cut right through, leaving my mouth with a refreshing flavor.
In conclusion, we agree this is not the brew for a habitual bud light lover used to consuming thoughtless, tasteless garbage, with zero after taste. This brew provokes thought and mood eons after consumption. Bud provokes mud butt and does not promote brain activity.
Until next time, we encourage you to try a brown ale or two. There is a plethora of outstanding ones out there.
Cheers!
Tim Boy Billy Bob Brews
Dad's Batch #1
Welcome to the Beer Review you've been waiting for. We would like to begin by saying assuredly to our audience that we are trained, professional, certified, beer meisters and rock musicians from the same band, which makes us ordained ministers of beer knowledge here on earth.
For the first review of the nectar of the Gods, we (Clint, Jesse, Dan) present to you the limited edition Dad's Batch #1. A little history behind this brew; this is a 2011 brown ale recipe brewed by Dan's Daddeo. This is Daddeo's first batch of brew. It's extremely limited because Daddeo only made five gallons. So let us consume and review.
Pssktt. Drink... This is truly a brown ale worthy of a kings goblet after the slaying of a giant dragon troll. Powerfully smooth, this brew immediately gives your tongue the business. The three of us simultaneously look at the label-less bottle, with great approval, pondering the profound lashing of the tastebuds.
Jesse--This brew has a robust, mild, nutty flavor that finishes with the best of the beer finish flavors. Absolutely stellar after flavors. It yearns for the companionship of a porterhouse steak or pancakes. This is the best brew of Dad's I've consumed thus far.
Clint--The beer Gods have smiled down upon mortal man. Oh beer, how great thou art. It is rare that man has the privilege of wafting a beer of this caliber. This is the first brew I've given a twelve point waft rating to. I agree with Jesse. The brew finish starts, and finishes very well.
Dan--The wonderful complexities of this brew are simply heaven to my palette. Initially, I taste a crisp but light hopness followed by a warm, nutty flavor. It packs a cutting but pleasing taste long after consumption. If I were to eat a handfull of shit, this brew would cut right through, leaving my mouth with a refreshing flavor.
In conclusion, we agree this is not the brew for a habitual bud light lover used to consuming thoughtless, tasteless garbage, with zero after taste. This brew provokes thought and mood eons after consumption. Bud provokes mud butt and does not promote brain activity.
Until next time, we encourage you to try a brown ale or two. There is a plethora of outstanding ones out there.
Cheers!
